Fiamthu lawrkhawm


Khualzinho

Khualzinho kha chawdawrah chaw eiin an chawl a, an khua an in zawt den den a.

A: Ka pu nang khawi khua a awm nge i nih?

B: Darkhai

A: Ka pu nang teh?

C: Avuakna

A: Ka pu nang teh?

D: Vanbawng

An zinga zurui pa-1 chuan:

I va rawn tla hla ve ka perh pawp mai tur che ania!!

A: Ka pu nang te?

E: Sateek

Pa-1 chaw ei lai chuan: In tenawm mai mai e! Mi chaw ei lai a!

Chhiarkawp thiamlo

A: Thiana 4+5= eng zat nge ni ang?

B: School ka kal sang lova, chhiarkawp lam chu min zawt lo mai rawh ka thiam lo.

A: Anihleh Zu um-4 leh um-5 belh engzatnge?

B: (Rang fahranin) Um-9 mawle.

A um zawng chuan hre rap.

Virgin lutuk

Chinese ho hmanlai a an inneih chuan zingah mo leh moneitu pa te ve vein inneite khum hi an va en a, mo a virgin nge gin lo awngphahah thi a awm leh awmloh an en thin a. Pa-1 pawh a fanu pasal nei tur kha, a fanu kha a hirha ve ang reng si a, a virgin loh a ring deuh a. Zanah mo leh moneitu mutna tur awngphahah pentui sen a rukin a va leih a. A tukzingah moneitu pa nen an va en chu pentui pawl zawk a lo ni si a(Zan thimtham karah pentui sen emaw a tih kha apawl zawk a lo ni a), a tih ngaihna hrelo chu, “Ehee ka fanu chu a virgin lutuk a, a mit(gallbladder) thlengin a keh a ni hi”, a ti ve thauh.

Palian dawizep

Khaw-1 mihuaisen pate takte hi, palian deuh chak deuh nen an intithiam lova.

Pt : Lian viau mahla ka hlau lo che a nia( Tih pah chuan a darin a dulah a nek deuh khar khar a)

Pl : ( Ngamloh nih kha a tlawmla ve bawk si a, a ngam chiah bawk si lova) Keipawh te viau mahlah ka hlau bik lo che a nia. ( A ti leh ve thur thur)

Isua hrelo leh Richart-a hrelo

Sap thiandun pa-2 John leh James hi an awm a, John-a hi Christian sakhawmi tak a ni a, James-a ve thung chu sakhaw nei lo a ni a. John-a hian a thianpa James-a hi inkhawm tur hian a sawm ve fo a.

John : James khawvel chhandamtu Isua hi i hria em?

James: Hre lo

John : I hre reng nang, Inrin zan leh Pathian ni zanah inkhawm ka sawm a piang chein kal duh hek lo che.

James: A nih! nangteh Richart-a i hre bik em ni?

John : Hre nang tunge a nih a?

James: I hre reng nang, Inrin zan leh Pathian ni zan a piang i inkhawm ziah a, i inkhawm hlan a, innu lo awmpuitu mawle.

American president pateber

American presidents zinga pateber James Madison hi, a pate thu hi an sawi laih laih thin a. Thingtlang khaw-1 a nu pa-1in hmuh tumin White House-ah a va kal a.

Nu: Ka pu kan president ka hmu thei ang em?

Vengtu : Ka pi a hmuh theih loh

Nu: Ehee!! ka rin aiin daihin a pete a ni maw?? hmuhtheihloh khawp khawpin a ni maw, a lo patet a?

Dawn thui

Tupa : Ka pu nimin khan Armstrong-a te thlaah an lawn a sin i lo hre ve em?

Apu : An va ninhlei mai mai e aw! Thingkungah te, inchungah te lawn mai mai zawk se la, rawn tla palh sela, ka kawmcharah hian rawn tla se, sawrkar lamah thubuai te ka neih phah dawn a sin. An va aa mai mai ve aw.

Mithi khuaah an intawng

Pa-1 a nupui-in ngaizawng a nei tih a hria a, a uire ngei thin a ni tih pawh a ring a. A takin a la phawk lova. Ni-1 chu office kal tur ang deuhin a chhuak a, thingpui dawrah a chawl khawmuang a. Rei vak lovah a rukin an in lamah an nu enthla turin a kir leh a. In a va thlen chuan an nu chu a lo chik hnar hnar mai a, kawngka a hawng thut a, pindan lam chu a pan nghal a. Mahse, tumah a hmu tereng reng lo mai a, an nu chauh chu a hmu a, amak ti lutuk chu lungphu chawlin a thi a. Tichuan mitthikhuaah a thlarau chuaΒ  kal ta a. Mitthikhua a thlen a rei vak lovah pa-1 hi a rawn thleng ve a.

A: Thiana eng tia thi nge i nih a?

B: Kan nu a uire thin a, office kal tur ang deuhin ka awm a, kal lovin kan nu ka enthla a, pindanah a ngaihzawngpa nen an awm tlang ngei a, an thawm pawh ka hre vek a. Mahse, ka va lut chu kan nu chauh ka hmu a, inchhung zawng zawng ka zawng kual vek a, ka hmu silova, mak ka ti lutuk a, lungphu chawlin ka thi.

A: Eee! freezer chhung en la chuan tah hian kan inhmu lo tur a nia.

Motorbike chuang chungin an inkai

Thiandun zurui pa-2 hi zanah kawng an kal laiin motor a rawn tlan a,

A: Thiana khi motorbike-2 a rawn tlan a laiah takΒ  lo kian rawh.

A thian pa chuan a lai atak chuan a lo kiana, motor chu a tlan chak vak lova kawng sirah a su perh nawlh a, a rawn tho tuah tuah a.

B: Chumite thiandun chu an va inkawmngeih awm e, motorbike chuang chung ten an la in kai ka ti.

Formula thar a hmuchhuak

Chemistry zirlai tlangval-1 pawh, a zirlaiah a tui hle a, Formula thar pa-1 tal hmuhchhuah ngei ka tum ang a ti rilru a. Nasa tak a beih hnu chuan Formula thar chu hlawhtling takin a hmuchhuak ta a. Chu chu hei hi a ni: Ka thaw + Ka mawza = Ka vawih

Meisipai

Hmanlai deuh hian khaw-1ah hian padarben deuh meisipai -1 hi a awm a. Chung hunlai chuan sana nei hi an la awm mang lo a, darkar tin hi meisipai-in dar an vaw thin a. In kang a awm chuan dar hi rang takin an vaw char char thin a. Ni-1 chu dar rang tak main a vaw ta chiam mai a, an khaw pum buai ta a, “Khawilaiah nge InΒ  kang a awm a?”, tihin an rawn zawt a,”In kang a awm lo, ni-3 chhung ka ram vak dawn a, ka dar vuak tur ka vaw lawk sa a lawm”, tihin a lo chhang.

Hmichhe lutuk

Rukrukhmang-1 hian in-1ah a lut a, inchhung leh pindan vel chu cheng/pawisa/sum ruk tur zawngin a hai chiam mai a, lekhabu kar vel te chu a keu kual vel a. Chutilai tak chuan, ineitupa chuan khum chungah mu chungin, “Vala zawng zawng duh suh keipawh nachinah ka zang hrep tawh ka hmu zo lo a ka mu mai mai a ni hi, hmu ila chuan zu in turin ka chhuak daih tawh ang”, a lo ti a. Rukruk hmang chuan, “Hmichhe lutuk mai”, ti bul bul chung chuan a chhuahsan.

Nausen Baptist

Kohhran-1ah hian nausen piang thar an ngah khawp a, an pastor chuan Sunday chhun inkhawmah a baptist a lawm. Nausen baptist tur kha an tam ropui mai si a, hmanhmawh tak chuan, “Pa leh fapa leh thlarauthiang hmingin ka baptist a che”, tih pah chuan nausen lu chungah kut nghatin tui chu a thlawr zung zung mai a. Inkhawm ban chuan nu-1 chuan, ” Pastorpa nichin a i bapist kha ka nau lu a ni lo a nia”, a rawn ti a, pastor chuan, ” Awww! a dup ka ti reng a!!”( A nu hnuteah a lo baptist niin)

I chawi thei

Thiandun inkawmngeih tak mai, zu duh ve deuh hi an awm a. Engemaw hlekah hian, “Um-1 i chawi thei”, tih hi an ching khawp a. ” Nula-1in chhelo a ti che um-1 i chawi thei”, “Naupang hovin insual ahua an ti che, um-1 i chawi thei”, etc..etc.. tih hi a ching dun khawp a. Tumkhat chu, vaduathlak takin a thianpa chu zawngtrah kung atang a tla a, nikhaw hrelovin a awm a, a hriat velleh a thianpate in chu a pan nghal a. A thianpa thidang reng mai chu, trap chung chuan, “Thriana ngahnge tihian min awmsan ni, keimah chauhin em ni tlailamah vengmawng hmeithai In ka kal dawn? Harh teh! harh teh! Um-1 i chawi thei”, a la ti talh.

Zu thing rim nam ngai lo

Thianzaho an ti ti laih laih a, “Rakzu hi a in a nuamin a ruih hi a nuam viau nan a, zing lam a thing rim nam hi chu a rim a chhe ve thei mawle”, an ti a. An thian-1 chuan ,”Keichu a thingrim ka nam ve ngai lo reng reng”, a rawn ti a. An thian dangte chuan, “Kan va awih hlei lo e aw, i in ve ziah a, a nam hrim hrim ang”, an ti a. A nih lah chuan, “A thingrim nam hman lek lovin a thar ka in zel a lawm”, a ti fel et.

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30 Responses to Fiamthu lawrkhawm

  1. Kima says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA….

    Chuan a tawp ber khi ka duh bawn tawpsssss!!!LOLZ!

  2. bhruaitea says:

    Ka nui ve hle mai,Um 1 i chawi thei…el aw el zet

  3. chera says:

    hahaha…

    part 1, 2 ,3..ten rawn ti zel teh..i holiday lai ni bok a…

  4. Blind Dazye says:

    keipoh ka πŸ˜€ nasa

  5. wonderboy says:

    min tih nuih vak2 avang in UM 1 i chawi thei 😈 πŸ˜€

  6. Awzzman says:

    Virginity test chu leh…!

    duh ai in phuah tur i hre tam phian mai a:-)

    good post

  7. Rina says:

    Va tha hlawm ve aw…han thawh belh zel teh un

  8. Buanga says:

    a va tha ve

  9. Buanga says:

    a va tha ve nuhza thlak tu tu tuk

  10. zochepa says:

    @Rina,Buanga & DIKTEI te ka blog in rawn len luh vangin ka lawm e. Tin, ka fiamthu ziah inlo hlimpui avang pawn ka lawm e.

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  12. Nunmawia says:

    Fiamthu h atam thei ag br han dah teh u.nupa n th thym loh canga chhiar tan tha e my.

    • zochepa says:

      @Nunmawia, i rawn len luh vangin ka lawm e. Fiamthu dang post tur chu ka ngaihtuah mek e, rei lovah ka rawn post thuai ka ring..

  13. vanlalsiama says:

    a ho lu tuk a nuih tur ka hreve lo. a thar i duh chuan ron soi rawh

  14. vanlalsiama says:

    a ho top

  15. pustea says:

    i fiamthu tha ka ti viau, sawisel lawk che ka duh. mizo tawng uluk angai. eg. nichin tih turah nachin tih vel atam tlats. pwilo t rw?

    • zochepa says:

      @pustea, ka blog i rawn lenluh vangin ka lawm e. Tin, a thu ziak uluk takin min lo chhiar sak avang pawn ka lawm e, Mizo tawng hi chu thiam tak tak a hara ni hi, ka tih dik lohna lai min hrila ka lawm tak meuh meuh.

  16. beetee says:

    spelling mistake a tam lutuk chhiar a hre -awm,fimkhur deuh teh thiana,

  17. beetee says:

    A tha khawp mai mahse,spelling mistake a tam deuh,fimkhur deuh teh.

    • zochepa says:

      I rawn leng lut a ka lawm e, ka thu ziak i bih chiang hle tih a hriat a ka lawm e, ka lo fim khur deuh dawn a nia.

  18. Canglung says:

    nausen Baptist khi ka duh tawpsssssssssss

  19. Canglung says:

    dingdadfshgrdgde

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